African guy see’s girl tries to get her attention, so walks after her
(kissing of the lips sound)
“Hey, i tink your bere peng like,Whot iz your nem..I want to get to know you”..
I’ve been wanting to write about this FOR TIIIME!!.. But never had time to sit down and do it. But today something that happened during my travels pushed me to write about this situation !!! PLEASE FEEL MY RAGE…
Now with Immigration on the rise and more and more African men coming to London to continue their ”Studies”. Us poor ladies UNDER 25’S.. who are just minding are business, get hasseled day by day by these overly Horny F.O.B’S..
Now i don’t know if they are doing this to acquire their Visa, so they can start up their cleaning/ Toilet Attendant/ Ticket Inspector business. But it needs to stop at this INSTANT!!..
Porn was invented to keep you blue balled guys happy.. Just you, your choice of Cream preferably Vaseline, or Cocoa Butter and your left hand or right hand..
My thing is, its alright to look, you know….we all look sometimes.. BUT DAMN AFF GUYS NEED TO STOP!!! THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!
ladies have you heard these “AFF BARS” from these F.O.B’S
“AFF BAIT BARS”
“Babe i tink ive seen you somewhere before, you look so fameleear”
Our Answer : No you havent, and no i dont kmt
“You know i have a big masion in Nigeria”
Our Answer : Then why are you here ??
” I want to get to know you, what is your nomba”
Our Answer : I dont have one
“I drive a range rover, but i just got on the bus to save money,so i left it at home”
Our Answer : Xcuse me this is my stop KMT!
” I want to take you back to Nigeria and marry you”
“I had a dream about you, God told me i will meet my wife”
Our Answer : You must of heard wrongly
“I like your style”
“You dropped something”
Our answer: What ??
“Its our conversation”
“My answer”: KWASSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“I’m a football playa, yh i play for Manchesta united, but im always on di bensh”
“Babe, you ave a borry of a goddess, look at doze carves”
“*aff accent* Baby u so billiful, look at ur smile like d sun *He grins* I duno hw to tell u this I know dis is d 1st time seein bt *takes in breath* I’m in love with you, plz, can I have your number maybe I can take you wessfeild, showping anytin u want I do for you. -______-
You’ve basically just subliminally told me WHY I SHOULD not give you the time of day!!Its bad enough you sound like you went to america for a day and convinced your self that your an American citizen..Or even trying to put on that British accent..You are not convincing me!!!
Aswell dont forget those sound effects that come with them
AFF SOUND Effects
*kissing sounds, the one that you use to call a pet*
*hey hey hey hey hey*
ALL YOU CAN SAY IS MOVEEEEE FROM ME..
Now i dont know how these Aff guys approached the girls in their local villages.. But over here in London we dont take that!!
Dont get me wrong there are “SOME” that MIGHT GET THAT PASS…(NOT ME).. But you poor girls who are not WISE in these situations.. Will get gassed when he tells you “Yh bebe, my Dad is the king of something something state in Nigeria, and im the prince”.. In your mind.. your thinking of coming to America.. He is Hakeem, he’s secretly come to London to find his QWAIN!! and he chose you,and your going to live APPILY EVA AFTA.. WELL REALITY BLOODY CHECK!! HE IS LIEING!!.. he comes from a Village near PORT HARCOURT!..
When you get approached by them perves you feel like UTTER SHIT..in your head your thinking is this what i attract.!! They are too forward.
All they want us to do is get married in a registry, get them a visa, BREED us, wait on them with a dry back foot and .. then leave us for white woman.YOU MUST BE MAD!! I REBUKE THAT FOR MY LIFE!! TOFIAKWA *CLICKS OVER HEAD*
smelling like Goat and STEW!! kmt stewpid,Gorrila’s and Monkeys..My friend MOVE FROM ME!!
CAN WE LIVE PLEASE!
You go and chill in Guvnor bar with the rest of the “BAWLLA’S “
Infact especiallly those perves, you will them your age ASSUMING that they will run away..
AFF PERVE : “Hey babe, ow old are you like”
Girl : 14..Im too young for you
Aff Perve : Im 16, (A.K.A 38) Look dont worry about dah, Age aint nuttin bah a NOMBA”.. I wan to mek swee love to you.
*records cuts out*